The Protected

Chronicling the making and selling of my novel, "The Protected." Join me on my journey!
skinnyfitconfident:

100 Running Songs! (The image links to the original article)
In no particular order:
Afrojack – Take Over Control
Bruno Mars – Runaway Baby
Kelly Clarkson – Whyawannabringmedown
Barenaked Ladies – One Week
Kanye West – Champion
The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright
T.I. – Bring Em Out
Lady Gaga ft. Colby O’Donis – Just Dance
Chris Brown – Yeah 3x
Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal
YoungBloodz – Imma Shine
Beyonce & Jay Z – Crazy In Love
Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
Neon Trees – Animal
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots
Usher ft. Will-I-Am – OMG
Willow Smith – Whip My Hair
Rihanna – Disturbia
Will-I-Am ft. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)
Tinie Tempah ft. Wiz Khalifa – Till I’m Gone
Samantha Jade – Step Up
Fatboy Slim – Rockafeller Skank
Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Afrojack- Give Me Everything
Outkast – Hey Ya
Nicki Minaj – Starships
Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
Prodigy – Breathe
Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi- Tightrope
Kanye West – Power
Ke$ha – Blow
Destiny’s Child – Survivor
Nicki Minaj & David Guetta – Turn Me On
Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Stop The Party
Chris Brown – I Can Transform Ya
Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger
Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)
Lenny Kravitz – Are You Going To Go My Way
Skrillex – Bangarang
Usher – More
Rihanna – Breakin Dishes
Smash Mouth – All Star
Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – Let’s Go
La Roux – Bulletproof
Madcon – Beggin’
LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You)
Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – Baby
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pink – Raise Your Glass
Rick Ross – Push It
Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With my Heart
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Christina Aquilera ft. Nicki Minaj – WooHoo
Eminem – Lose Yourself
Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Trapt – Headstrong
Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It
T-Pain – Church
The Veronicas – 4ever
LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
Eminem – Won’t Back Down
The Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – We Found Love
Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne – Let It Rock
DJ Khaled – Out Here Grindin’
Lenny Kravitz – Where Are We Runnin’?
Fabolous – Breathe
Jessie J – Domino
Kris Kross – Jump
Flo Rida ft. Sia – Wild Ones
Kanye West & Jay Z – Ni**as In Paris
Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Tinie Tempah – The Motto (Remix)
Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Cobra Starship – You Make Me Feel…
Britney Spears – I Wanna Go
Enur ft. Natasja & Mims – Calabria 2008
Fergie – Here I Come
Eve – Tambourine
Outkast – B.O.B.
House Of Pain – Jump Around
Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You
Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape
Fort Minor – Remember The Name
Paramore – Ignorance
Lady Gaga – Born This Way
Linkin Park – Papercut
Rihanna – Where Have You Been
B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo – Magic
Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
Matchbox Twenty – How Far We’ve Come
ATC – All Around The World
Beyonce – Countdown
Christina Aguilera – Fighter
Kanye West – Stronger
Flo Rida – Good Feeling
Smash Mouth – I’m A Believer
DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg – All I Do Is Win
Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder

skinnyfitconfident:

100 Running Songs! (The image links to the original article)

In no particular order:

  1. Afrojack – Take Over Control
  2. Bruno Mars – Runaway Baby
  3. Kelly Clarkson – Whyawannabringmedown
  4. Barenaked Ladies – One Week
  5. Kanye West – Champion
  6. The Offspring – The Kids Aren’t Alright
  7. T.I. – Bring Em Out
  8. Lady Gaga ft. Colby O’Donis – Just Dance
  9. Chris Brown – Yeah 3x
  10. Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal
  11. YoungBloodz – Imma Shine
  12. Beyonce & Jay Z – Crazy In Love
  13. Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
  14. Neon Trees – Animal
  15. LMFAO ft. Lil Jon – Shots
  16. Usher ft. Will-I-Am – OMG
  17. Willow Smith – Whip My Hair
  18. Rihanna – Disturbia
  19. Will-I-Am ft. Mick Jagger & Jennifer Lopez – T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)
  20. Tinie Tempah ft. Wiz Khalifa – Till I’m Gone
  21. Samantha Jade – Step Up
  22. Fatboy Slim – Rockafeller Skank
  23. Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Afrojack- Give Me Everything
  24. Outkast – Hey Ya
  25. Nicki Minaj – Starships
  26. Will Smith – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
  27. Prodigy – Breathe
  28. Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi- Tightrope
  29. Kanye West – Power
  30. Ke$ha – Blow
  31. Destiny’s Child – Survivor
  32. Nicki Minaj & David Guetta – Turn Me On
  33. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Stop The Party
  34. Chris Brown – I Can Transform Ya
  35. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – Moves Like Jagger
  36. Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)
  37. Lenny Kravitz – Are You Going To Go My Way
  38. Skrillex – Bangarang
  39. Usher – More
  40. Rihanna – Breakin Dishes
  41. Smash Mouth – All Star
  42. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – Let’s Go
  43. La Roux – Bulletproof
  44. Madcon – Beggin’
  45. LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
  46. Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You)
  47. Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – Baby
  48. Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
  49. Pink – Raise Your Glass
  50. Rick Ross – Push It
  51. Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With my Heart
  52. Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
  53. Christina Aquilera ft. Nicki Minaj – WooHoo
  54. Eminem – Lose Yourself
  55. Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
  56. Trapt – Headstrong
  57. Salt ‘N Pepa – Push It
  58. T-Pain – Church
  59. The Veronicas – 4ever
  60. LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
  61. Eminem – Won’t Back Down
  62. The Ting Tings – That’s Not My Name
  63. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – We Found Love
  64. Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne – Let It Rock
  65. DJ Khaled – Out Here Grindin’
  66. Lenny Kravitz – Where Are We Runnin’?
  67. Fabolous – Breathe
  68. Jessie J – Domino
  69. Kris Kross – Jump
  70. Flo Rida ft. Sia – Wild Ones
  71. Kanye West & Jay Z – Ni**as In Paris
  72. Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Tinie Tempah – The Motto (Remix)
  73. Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
  74. Cobra Starship – You Make Me Feel…
  75. Britney Spears – I Wanna Go
  76. Enur ft. Natasja & Mims – Calabria 2008
  77. Fergie – Here I Come
  78. Eve – Tambourine
  79. Outkast – B.O.B.
  80. House Of Pain – Jump Around
  81. Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You
  82. Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape
  83. Fort Minor – Remember The Name
  84. Paramore – Ignorance
  85. Lady Gaga – Born This Way
  86. Linkin Park – Papercut
  87. Rihanna – Where Have You Been
  88. B.o.B ft. Rivers Cuomo – Magic
  89. Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song
  90. Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
  91. Matchbox Twenty – How Far We’ve Come
  92. ATC – All Around The World
  93. Beyonce – Countdown
  94. Christina Aguilera – Fighter
  95. Kanye West – Stronger
  96. Flo Rida – Good Feeling
  97. Smash Mouth – I’m A Believer
  98. DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg – All I Do Is Win
  99. Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
  100. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder

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shylabeouf:

actually my goal is to be a bitter, skinny woman who drinks her coffee black, always has her hair in a chignon in a black chanel suit and wears diamonds to breakfast while bashing everyone but nobody can say anything because i run the whole show

Same

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odditiesoflife:

The Real Abandoned Overlook Hotel

Unlike the fictional Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, this hotel is really named the Overlook. The abandoned hotel is located in the small, wine growing town of Bernkastel-Kues in Germany. Other than it has been unoccupied for about 13 years, there is no information as to why the hotel was closed. All of the furniture remains and it looks as if everyone there simply left. There are rumors that the hotel is haunted. According to urban explorers who frequent the spooky site, cameras malfunction, sounds can be heard throughout the premises and items seem to move around the hotel by themselves.

Obviously made by a computer.

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luna-teeth:

zimothy:

misshonoriaglossop:

Royal Family Harlem Shake

wHAT

This was worth a reblog o.O

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Justin Timberlake

—Don't Hold The Wall

kingdra:

Don’t Hold The Wall | Justin Timberlake

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gulfmon:

seatbelthand-s:

whatasillylittleheartbeat:

videohall:

Dog Cries after being reunited with its owner

I know that feeling, dog.

Awwwww

THIS IS MAKING ME CRY.

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guccier:

metalendlessdark:

step-brotherff:

ang-gandako:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it

guccier:

metalendlessdark:

step-brotherff:

ang-gandako:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE 

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …


and it only gets worse from there. 









ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) 
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) 
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) 
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) 
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) 
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it

(Source: samanthabsz, via dayhitsnight)

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor



Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
TEA.

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

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Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

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